Tuesday, 30 December 2014


Feliz Navidad.....

Feliz Navidad....

Feliz Navidad....prospero ano y felicidad *I no chop mouth o*

*suprano activated*...I wanna wish u a m.....wait o!....Chistmas has passed na......shuuu!

.....I wanna wish you a happy new year

.....I wanna wish you a happy new year

.....I wanna wish you a happy new year....From the bottom of my heaaarrrt....#In advaaanceeee.....

Thank you thank you

*takes a bow*

Sunday, 28 December 2014


“Is anything too hard for the LORD? ...”
(Genesis 18:14, NIV)

TODAY’S WORD from Joel and Victoria
If you could see what God has stored up for you, the people you’re going to meet, the places you’re going to go, the good breaks that are going to find you, you would be amazed. It’s going to be the surpassing greatness of God’s favor. But too often, we make excuses. We come up with reasons why this is not going to happen for us. “Well, that sounds good, but I don’t have the training, the talent, the connections.” Or, “I come from the wrong family. I’m the wrong nationality. I’m too short. I’ll never come into my garden.”

No, God is not limited by your circumstances, your family or who is against you. When God breathed His life into you, He put a blessing on you that overrides anything that comes against you! The blessings God has stored up for you cannot be stopped by people, bad breaks or injustice. God has the final say. Be encouraged today because God is taking you to a place of blessing. Don’t focus on your circumstances; focus on your God because He is not limited by your limitations!

Father, thank You for blessing me beyond what I can see. Thank You for empowering me to rise above my circumstances and any limitations to boldly embrace the blessing You have for me in Jesus’ name. Amen!
— Joel & Victoria Osteen

Saturday, 27 December 2014


Meet mother Christmas moby.... this was my 1st christmas gift.... thanks Sucre *mwaahhhh*
*talking drum*.....present

*agogo (gong)*......ee dey

*Sekere (rattle)*.....sighted

*razz mode*........Increased to the loudest....


Thursday, 25 December 2014


Ayam too razz....kai
On the 1st day of Christmas... Chioma said to me......and a Bentley in my drive way. ....

On the 2nd day of Christmas. ...my dear Tibs said to me...2 private jets and a bentley in my drive way.

On the 3rd day of Christmas....  Mannie said to me, 3 Jimmy choos, 2 private jets and a Bentley in my drive way.

On the 4th day of Christmas and Esther said to me, 4 stripper poles, 3 Jimmy choos, 2 private jets and a Bentley in my drive way (we bad like that *winks*)

On the 5th day of Christmas and Leboo said to me...... one golden ring....*clears throat*...+ *raised eyebrows*

Tuesday, 23 December 2014


Glo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo ria.....Hosanna in the highest.....

For MTN users

Mmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm TN......Hosanna in the highest.

For Etisalat users
Eee eeeeeti eeeeeti eeeeeti eeeeeti eeeeeti salat

Hosanna in the highest.

Monday, 22 December 2014


And this, my friend, is how to dance shoki


Guess what?....I'm composing my own Shoki...it's gonna be R&B...or Blues.....or Country music...LMAO.......can you imagine shoki in any of the three genres I just mentioned???...Lol.....Epic mheeen....Epic!!...If you wanna collabo with me, just holla ooo... before its too late *covers face*.

Sunday, 21 December 2014


“Depart from here and turn eastward and hide yourself by the brook Cherith, which is east of the Jordan.”
(1 Kings 17:3, ESV)

TODAY’S WORD from Joel and Victoria
In the scripture, the prophet Elijah was living in a certain city. God said to him, “Leave this place and go down to the brook Cherith for I have commanded the ravens to feed you there.” When he got to the brook, every morning just like clockwork, the ravens brought him food. He had his provision; a prepared blessing. Here’s the key. Elijah didn’t have to try to find the ravens. He just had to get to where God wanted him to be and the ravens found him.

In the same way, there is a place where God has commanded you to be blessed. The ravens are already there — your provision, favor, abundance. The real question today is will you do what’s required to get to your place of blessing? Elijah could have said, “God, I don’t want to leave. I’m comfortable. I like it here. My friends are here.” But if he had stayed, he would have missed where he was commanded to be blessed.

Are you willing to do what God is asking you to do today? Listen to the prompting of the Holy Spirit inside, follow His leading, and enter into the place of blessing!

Father, thank You for leading me to a place of blessing. Thank You for sustaining me and empowering me to fulfill Your call on my life. I choose to follow Your leading so that I can be in the place You’ve called me to in Jesus’ name. Amen.
— Joel & Victoria Osteen

Wednesday, 17 December 2014


Hello guys

As much as I would love to sing shoki right now or sing a Christmas song, my mood is just dead at the moment. I read a post about depression sometime ago on Susanne's blog and it felt like she was talking about me. I promised not to dump this blog at any point and that's why I'm putting up this post. So today I am going to be putting up my own issue as Dear Moby and I would need mobylizers to help me. Please I don't need anyone to judge me...just help me.

Monday, 15 December 2014


You all are the ahhhh to my shoki...*mwaaah*
*Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven the bells are ringing....

*Ding dong merrily reply...the angels they are singing.....

Xmas bells are ringing loud...like its almost deafening.....I'm excited already....

Sunday, 14 December 2014


“Repent (think differently; change your mind, regretting your sins and changing your conduct), for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.”
(Matthew 3:2 AMP)

Thursday, 11 December 2014


Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Ayu who?

Ayu gana dance o.....If I show you my pocket....*big grin*

I've sha used style to sing small....LOL...*covers face*.

Hello mi lovies...how una dey? Hope your week is going well? Mine is....I can't complain....Mehn am I the only one expecting and praying for harmattan? This weather is too hot kai... It's like the sun is angry with someone....or just trying to show off as being the ‘hawtest' in the world..*sigh*... Abeg if you're the one that annoyed the Sun, please be humble and go and apologise.... It's not funny anymore o *straight face*. Even my sunscreen is making me dark...Imagine!.. I don't understand this thing anymore *sad face*.

Tuesday, 9 December 2014





Ahan.....where are all these children? ???...

Anyone home.....

Moby has come again oooo to disturb you guys....

Oya oya....come out ooo....bring mattress....bring bench. ...come and hear ooĆ².

It's so funny that I still run this blog after 7 months...I'm totally amazed at me.... You all don't know how fast I get tired of things. I get tired of anything after doing it for as much as 20 times.. (in some cases that's too much sef)... I even get tired of people but everytime that 'dump-it' feeling comes especially when it concerns this blog (yes it has come a lot of times) , I just always find myself shaking it off...why? Maybe because I like doing gbeborun with all of you.*big grin*..my gbeborun skills have improved since I met all of you..*wink*.... or maybe it's cos I really love my mobylizers or because I just love being here. ...I can't quite figure it but I've been doing this for this long and I am not going to give it up for anything.... I promise I won't go anywhere... I might just be blogging till I'm gray and old and I'll be gisting you all about how my back hurts and how sex is no longer interesting cos leboo is already old too and his thing can't stand up again even with viagra sef.... *covers face*....I reject it o... *see leboo giving me the eye*....LOL. . and then Chioma will drop a comment saying her grandchildren just finished their masters in the UK... Eniola will be with hubby in neptune, Aby will be a don jasi Grandma...she'll be chasing her great grand kids all over the place and making errors on her blog posts. ..LOL ...We'll be hooking up in mars to party and Tibs will be like Oga mofaya just bought the latest model space ship for her... (the jet would be out of fashion then) ...Bimbo and Sunbo will be chilling on the moon with their husbands, Bukky will be the first lady of America...  Mannie will be in the sun... I dunno what he'll be doing there but he'll just be chilling on some cold alomo bitters (then alomo will be the most expensive drink
...LOL) and Nike.... Nike will be one big madam...her kids will be in top places...controlling gold. I'm sure people won't be spending money by then.... I actually wanted to mention everyone's name but my oga at the top *eyeing Tosin* said my story is always too plenty...so I'll just shut up. But guess what? I know by then all of us reading this post will be so blessed that blessing sef no go understand am anymore. I double sight Praiz, Simi, Sisilicious natural, Oby, Omowunmi, GB.... (I'm sure I'll still be crushing on GB), Zeezah... she'll be miss earth with that her stature to die for...kai, Amaka, Ugo, Sogie, Esther, Chiemela, Toun, Bree L, Habeebat, Duru....duru....duru will be married to two beautiful women *hahahaha*... Wajilda and Ronii.. *I did no say anything o*, Oma, Buiti will be one bad ass grandma...she'll be wearing bum shorts and crop top....cos she'll be one big fashion mogul...LOL Mbata, Superlux, NSG, Gbemi, Cassie....Miss bng will be the president of Nigeria so let me start famzing now o, Godfirst, Adaora, Sandra and all the anonymous'... by then they'll have google accounts and be able to comment with their names...hehehe *covers face*.

Now because of my plenty story written above, my weekend download will be short small. I had an impromptu client on Saturday. She wanted smokey eyes and loud lips and so I gave her smokey.... ... Why is it called Smokey in the 1st place? I dunno o. This was the look I was able to achieve.

From there, I had a fashion exhibition in church so I had to rush down and it was fabulous. When I was asked to walk through the models and take a bow, chineke mehhhhh... I was shy like shit *that is if shit is shy o...which I strongly doubt*. People were clapping and my head was just growing big. Mehn its good to be a star o *in my mind*. Leboo was supposed to take pictures but he didn't.  I'm sure he would tell you why he didn't in the comment section himself. Anyways Saturday was really fun *dancing*

On Sunday,  I had to be in Leboo's church for their Adult harvest.... If there's something I always look forward to during any harvest in Leboo's church, its the jollof rice...it is always delicious. *wink* l ate bellefull and when I got home I couldn't move my body....*covers face*. I wanted to sleep but then I remembered there was a praise concert I had to attend. I wish I invited you all. When you are in the midst of people praising God, mehn your head will just be swelling. It was a wonderful time in his presence and Pastor Tunde Bakare was on fire. I've never heard him preach but the little he said made a whole lot of sense. Who has heard Pastor Bakare preach before?

If you do not remember anything from today's post, please remember this.... Always thank God for everything. Thank him for what you have and he'll bless you with what you want. You do not have a car, or a job or a spouse or expensive clothes and shoes and the huge account balance....quit complaining. Thank him for the breath of life, for good health, for freedom, for your family and he would bless you with all the things you want. May God answer all our prayers and bless us abundantly before the year runs out...Amen.

To everyone that asked for ankara bags for Christmas,  we'll hook up soon so you can get your bags. So who is giving me something o? Abeg make me happy na...ask for my account number. Na Gtbank i dey use o. Hahaha... any gift is appreciated.

God bless us all....

Compliments of the season. ..


Sunday, 7 December 2014


Hmmmn....I just noticed that I almost always sing at the beginning of my posts....right? ???....

So today I'll just get on with the gist....*grin*.... (I'm so tempted to sing though. ..)... NO SINGING *straight face*.

Friday, 5 December 2014


*clapping* + *singing* (choir mode)

#It haff come again....

  It haff come again...

  Friday it haff come again...

  Owanbe it haff come again...

Halle! Halle!...Halleuyah!.....LOL

Wednesday, 3 December 2014


*steps in with huge baggie pants, huge Tee, timberland boots, huge blings, dark frames and my face cap turned backwards*** #Gangstermodeactivated.....

Monday, 1 December 2014


#Dark shades...Check


#Face cap.........Check


#Gangster swag........Double Check

*Rap mode activated*

Sunday, 30 November 2014


“Here is what I have seen: It is good and fitting for one to eat and drink, and to enjoy the good of all his labor in which he toils under the sun all the days of his life which God gives him; for it is his heritage.”
(Ecclesiastes 5:18, NKJV)

The scripture talks about how God has given us the power to enjoy what is allotted to us. That simply means another person doesn’t have the power to enjoy your life. You may have more success, more money, more friends and a better job, but if you put another person in your life, they are not going to enjoy it like you. We are each uniquely designed to run our own race.

When we truly understand and embrace this, we won’t be tempted to compare or wish we had what someone else has. You won’t think, “If only I had their talent...” No, if God wanted you to have that talent, He would have given it to you. Instead, take what you have and develop it. Make the most of it. Don’t think, “If only I had her looks...” No, God gave you your looks. That’s not an accident. The life you have has been perfectly matched for you.

Now, you’ve got to do your part and get excited about your life. Be excited about who you are — your looks, your talent, your ability, your personality. When you’re passionate about who you are, it brings honor to God. That’s when God will breathe in your direction and the seeds of greatness in you will take root and begin to flourish!

Father, I thank You for giving me the gifts, talents and abilities to enjoy life and accomplish Your will. Today I choose to put my trust and hope in You knowing that You have equipped me for the destiny You have for me in Jesus’ name. Amen.
— Joel & Victoria Osteen

Friday, 28 November 2014


Aaaah Shoki...Shoki....aah shoki shoki *dancing you know what* *wink*

Who has heard the remix of shoki by Chidinma, Cynthia Morgan and Eva? My love for shoki just gets deeper and deeper everyday mehn.I have become a Shokilizer LOL.. If you've not heard it, go and download ASAP. That's all I have to say to you.

Wednesday, 26 November 2014


*I've been thinking*..(In Beyonces voice and style), I should do a sound track for the Dear Moby series shey? Hmmmmmnnnnnn.......Okay

...I want to compose a song now...

*clears throat*

*singing*... Mail Dear moby.....dear Moby.... you need someone to talk to...Mail dear Moby ..... Moby is here to talk to you..... Dear Moby.... Pam pa ram pum pum taaa raaaaaa..(You can sing it however you like cos I have a beat for it already...) LOL.

Tuesday, 25 November 2014


Shhhhhhhssshhhhh *whispering*+*tip-toeing*.....Don't tell anyone....I'm about to blow your minds....so I have to set the explosive and start the counter....just so you know, it's a c4 bomb...ssshhhh.....prepare to get blown away.....

*Timer starts*....5....4....3...2....


Monday, 24 November 2014


What can I say o *thinking mode activated*
*clears throat*

*walks in slowly*

*covers face*....

*walks in very slowly*... 

I've been told not to come in here and start tendering apologies...not to make excuses and not to give any explanation...... So I'll just carry my chilling chair and wait till I have something to say asides from saying sorry...



I can't take this anymore.... 

Monday, 10 November 2014


Hellurrrrrrr *in Madeas voice*


..is anyone home? 

..Who missed me? .....Any one????......*straight face*

I missed me sha  *raises nose* and heeeyy I can see some hands up.*big smile + dancing*. hehehe. I missed y'all too. 

Sunday, 9 November 2014


"For our light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory; While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal." 
-2 Corinthians 4:17-18

Challenges are part of life, never look at the situation you find yourself as a ‘problem’, it’s only a challenge and guess what, it is temporary. From time to time in our journey of life, we will face challenges, some of which will cause heart aches and broken hearts, infact some have allowed their challenges to stall their journey in life. It’s wisdom to acknowledge that there is a challenging situation, however we must not allow the situation to hold us bound, we should acknowledge it and fix our gaze on Jesus, the author and finisher of our faith. He is our ultimate mentor, He walked on this earth and went through every kind of challenging situation, yet He was victorious. 
We also need to come to the understanding that whatever we are going through is temporary and will soon pass no situation lasts forever, Jesus told us in John 16:33 that we will face challenges in this world, but we should be of good cheer for He has overcome the world. We need to take control of the situation and not allow the situation to take control of our lives. You need to be determined that whatever cross you are carrying will not deter you from following God, as that cross is just there to flex your muscles and that phase of your life will soon be over. There is always a point in the pain, learn to understand the point, so you can grow.  

Also don’t accept the lie of the devil that the challenging situation is peculiar to you, 1 Cor 10:13 from the NLT says “the temptations in your life are no different from what others experience. And God is faithful. He will not allow the temptation to be more than you can stand. When you are tempted, he will show you a way out so that you can endure” 
We need to understand that we are on a journey, on assignment from heaven and it's got to be all about Him , the enemy does try use our 'going through' period to distract us from our 'going to', which should be our main focus, we need to keep our eyes on the author and finisher of our faith. Note that the affliction is light and temporary, BUT the glory is weighty and permanent.

I make God my focus, as I look to the Lord, I will not be ashamed, His word is my light and my salvation, therefore I declare that I am invincible, I cannot be defeated, greater is he that is in me than he that is in the world. Halleluyah!

Have a lovely and blessed week ahead


Wednesday, 5 November 2014


*Singing*....Baby bay baby, I got so much love for you.....

Yep, I’ve got sooooo much love for my ever ready, supportive and blessed Mobylizers. You guys are amazingly awesome...*BIG KISS TO ALL OF YOU*

Monday, 3 November 2014


I dance shoki to any song....ahh shoki



Let it go... *dancing shoki*

I just remembered that song and that's all I'm going to do tomorrow. Its stale gist I don't like Mondays but waking up with a banging headache only makes it worse. Can't a woman just have 2 Sundays like Saturday, Sunday, Sunday and then Monday.  I've been grumpy all day...asides the fact that Leboo ain't feeling well, I'm just not in my happy mood today. I am very tired and I must tell y'all how and why... This is going to be a long gist so go get your popcorn and pure water and let's chat..*big grin*.

Sunday, 2 November 2014


Then Samson prayed to the LORD, "Sovereign LORD, remember me again. O God, please strengthen me just one more time..." 
-Judges 16:28 (NLT)

At times, it seems we have blown up every opportunity we have, we could have messed up on several occasions and the enemy is telling us that it is all over. Listen, it is not over until it is over, there is one more coming up. Samson was anointed by God and was mighty in God's hands, however, he was brought down by sin, the enemy found a loop hole in his life through which he penetrated and caused him to loose what God deposited in him. Nevertheless, Samson was able to bounce back. Our verse for today talks about his prayer to God for restoration, he acknowledged God as his Lord and King, and sought His face, our God is a merciful God, {2 Chronicles 30:9}, if we return to him and ask for His mercy He is able to forgive us and restore us. Note that Samson killed more Philistines when he died than when he lived, in fact it was Samson's choice to die, God did for him exactly what he asked, I believe if he only asked for God to restore him and not for him to die with the philistines he would have had it. He had a greater accomplishment after he remembered God and came back to Him. Like the father of the prodigal son, God will be waiting for us to come back to Him; He has a destiny and purpose for our lives. if you have missed it once and feel you can't get back up again, that is a lie of the enemy, you can bounce back, don't let the devil hold you back with guilt and condemnation, as long as you repent and turn to God, He can lift you up again. A song writer said 'we fall down, but we rise up, for a saint is just a sinner who fell down, but got up', the tragedy will be for you to fall and remain down, get up and bounce back. 
Have a brilliant week ahead and happy new month.


My past is not my future, I may have made mistakes in my past but I will not be stuck because of my past mistakes, Thank you Jesus for your blood that has erased my past and released me to a new season of your grace, mercy and favour .Halleluyah!


P.S: Today is someone's birthday....whoop whoop....and i am so excited for her. Happy birthday to mami Tibs Thowbee Mofaya. I pray that God blesses you with long life, prosperity,  happiness, good health, plenty children and everything you wish yourself... Have a wonderful birthday huni.
Isn't she beautiful?

Friday, 31 October 2014


Ha Mobylizers come ooo...come come come come...ehn....There is trouble ooo...chai *hands on head* I can’t even do any greeting or intro....Abeg  ooo

Thursday, 30 October 2014



Anybody home???

Where’s every one


Oh! There you are.....

And you too, and you ..heeey you all are here...Yay! * jumping and dancing*

So people, hmmmmn......Firstly, this post was taken from my blog bestie's blog... This time I didn’t steal it ooo...I took it with permission..*smiles*.. You should check out her blog mehn...www.misspurpleheart.com. She is amazingly amazing...hehehe.

...And hey? Who knows what time it is?

What time is it? Huh? Huh?...................You don’t know?......................Well Its 


So our ranter today can rant like ehn!..In fact, she is the ultimate ranting babe..LOL..  And I'm sure most of us can relate to her outburst and truthfully, it concerns both guys and girls especially guys *rolls eyes*... Well I can relate to the issue and I have one small story to tell you at the end of her rant..... I would also love to read your thoughts....Ok Leggo!

Yes I am about to rant. This one is directed at the men folk...I don't know if women are guilty of this, but if you are, please take note and adjust...

My question; why do some guys feel, because they have been asking you to date them for years, they are entitled to a "yes" from you?. Biko are you queuing to buy plantain chips? Love is not 'first come, first serve’. I do not owe you any positive response just because you decided to hang around and not move on with your life for years.

I have had several of such experiences in the short while I have been on this earth and the extent of my annoyance with this behaviour cannot be conveyed in this blog post. On one of the occasions, the dude kept hammering on "I've known you for "xyz" years, I've loved you since the day I met you, you are the one I want to marry, I've pictured our life together and so on and so forth..." Please which prophet told you about this vision? I seem to have missed the memo from the almighty grand master of matchmaking, telling me you are "the one" for me..And if it was a ‘call’, why hasn’t my phone rang? Please o just park well.

There are some that will even say "I'm sure you have a long line of guys waiting, when will it be my turn na?, I've been waiting?!! Imagine that" You have been waiting on a long line so?...I still don’t get what exactly he was trying to say. How would someone say he knows I have a long line of guys waiting?...please am I conducting an interview? Oh dear Lord, help me so I don't strike one of your children down with these little hands you gave me! When did I become a commodity? Or a service provider?

Guys please and please! I repeat Love is not 'first come, first serve'...if you have waited for a year and it's looking like no show, I think you should move on oh. I like to believe a lady knows if she wants a man from the first time she meets him, or at least second to fifth time of meeting. Being persistent might pay sha oh (depending on the circumstances), but at least be sure that the feelings are mutual or have the possibility of being mutual first.

I rest my case.

Moby speaks

*ROTFL*....This is so funny kai!. Like seriously....but I want to mention something here....let me tell you one small story. Leboo asked me out for 4 and a half years mehn.*straight face*...not like he was hanging around and kept pestering ooo..He didn’t do that.  He asked me out rather casually in 2009, I didn’t oblige, then we ran into each other sometime in 2010 and he showed some interest in me again, but still no show. Then he left the country for a while and though we kept in touch, there was neither dating nor relationship. All this while, we lived our lives, dated other people without any stalking or demonic persistence LOL. He came back in 2013 and again we ran into each other (I’ll tell you guys the full story later...LoL)  and we were both single and this time he meant serious business and so I decided to give him a chance and I've not regretted that action since then. 

So maybe some guys just don't give up easily....you never know what the future holds o. But to guys hanging around that babe waiting for an answer and seeing visions that only them can see, this is what I think you should do; Take a cue from leboo... be there like you're not there...Leboo was always in the background.  If you really like the babe, make sure you are always in the picture but please do not stalk her...*wink*

Thank you Aby for making me use your rant. God bless you

Mobylizers....what are you waiting for....start typing your thoughts NOWW!....LOL

P.S: Its the end of October already. Like seriously.... Thank you Jesus.  I remember when I put up the happy new month post.  Mehn time waits for no one o. Like I always say at the end of the month,  STOP PROCASTINATING....do it now.
I love you all.


Tuesday, 28 October 2014



*Mic check* *testing 1-2*

Ok cool....we good...leggo!

Hello ‘beaurifu’ Mobylizers.. ..Hmmmnn....Is there an adjective I've not used to describe you guys yet?.... please I need more options ooo.... You guys are wonderful and I'll never get tired of telling you how super cool you guys are *wink*.. 

Thursday, 23 October 2014


Hey mama!....

Hey Bruva!.....

Hey people!....

Guess what????

(you should know na when I ask my "guess what" question on a Thursday.....*hehe*)...

Wednesday, 22 October 2014


This ain't shoki but I'll manage it...my happy dance

I have to repeat my happy song.....cos I'm happy....clap your hands if you feel that happiness is for you.....cos I'm happyyyy...... Please don't try pronouncing what I wrote up there... I can only type it... I can't pronounce it *covers face*
Hello mi queridas....mi amigos....mi amours, eyin padis mi of blogville. I am sounding and feeling excited because I have every reason to...I am actually very excited and in high spirit now. I am alive and I am very well, all my family members and friends are chilling. I've got the love of a man that would do anything for me and I've got amazing followers on blogsville. If I am not excited then there must be something deeply wrong with me. Thanks guys for even taking out the time to visit this blog and then go an extra mile to leave a comment. Thank you...

You know there are times when no one leaves a comment on my blog post(s) and I call boo and say 'Tito no one loves me' then he gives me the 'please don't start now' sigh....such evil from someone you call your better half **rolls eyes** but then, before I know it someone leaves a comment and I get so supercalifragilisticespialidocious.....hee hee hee (what is the meaning of this word sef? who remembers the movie?)... I know for sure that so many people who visit this blog do not know me personally but they still pick up their phone, tablets and other devices to see what my dramatic self is up to....I'm humbled and honoured. That's love and I'm so grateful... thank you guys. Yesterday at the gym, a girl stopped me and asked 'are you Moby?'....In my head I was already doing my sitey dance...like I am already popular o until she said she wanted to make enquiries about Moby Impressionz classes.., ela oju kan for me. I wanted to cry but I just formed strong babe and answered her. If only she said she is a blog follower, I could have given her all my money at that point. But it is well. I have a dream...that one day....hmnnn

So on to today's story.. most of us know that I'm a makeup artist...well if you don't know, now you know...*straight face*... I panel beat people's faces for a living and so far it's been good. There was a time I was ranting on face book about Pro makeup artists that make upcoming ones feel so incompetent because we can't buy the big name products they use. There was a time I used to feel I wasn't good enough because I was using cheap products. Let me just divert a little. My mum is not the richest woman on earth but she has a very rich heart and so when I told her I wanted to learn makeup artistry, she goes 'Bolaji o mo ipe mi o lowo (Bolaji you know I don't have money) but if you can raise the money yourself, I'll pay you back later' (which she has not till date...*rolls eyes at Iya Dayo*) and so I started looking for money to buy some tools that I would be using. Sometimes I'll buy eye brow pencil which cost 50 naira then later I'll buy a lipstick which was like 100 naira....I was doing this because I had a passion and I knew that I had to keep moving and not let anything, including money, hold me down. I learnt makeup artistry and my box was filled with cheap products but I didn't care. I was still advertising myself and asking people to call me for jobs. Mehn the things we do for love....love for the job..LOL. 
One day I was talking to a rich makeup artist friend of mine....she had a man that was rich and used to give her money.... and she was talking about some makeup products she just bought and couldn't wait to start using. Me the hustling makeup artist that was 'booless' at the time was just saying 'hmnnn ahhhh' and was thinking about when I would get to that level where I would buy a foundation worth five thousand naira...(chai...big money). Now she decided to annoy me and she said 'No makeup artist should use Mary Kay products because they are cheap. If you go for jobs and you bring out Mary Kay products, people would start making jest of you and they won't pay you good money'. At that point my hmnnn and ahhh became WHAT! No way!....no one messes with my Mary Kay. What do you mean? Because Mary Kay is cheap doesn't mean it doesn't do a good job. I've tried other foundations and I still go back to it because it is affordable and it works like every other foundation. I was so angry I decided to pour out my aggression on facebook. I tagged it #dairyofanangrymakeupartist.... or something like that sha. I was that angry.. 
So today I've got a word for all makeup artists in the house. If you are the hustling makeup artist like me, don't let anyone make you feel like thrash because they can afford the big big names. A time would come you would be the one to determine what kind of product you want to use. You don't need the big big names to prove how good you are. Your work will speak for you. Invest in making yourself better and then plenty money will come and then you would buy the big name products....you hear?..I thank God now I can afford the big names and buy almost anything I want.....I was able to start with the cheap products, put in my best to make sure my work stood out and I was able to make enough money to upgrade myself. Also I am "boo-full" and I get enough help but hear this, I still haven't totally neglected the so called cheap products because some of them do fantastic jobs and make my work easier and better. Trust me the stone you neglect could turn out to be the corner stone.

I remember there was this time I put up a picture of me and everyone was saying how much they liked my lipstick. Well I've got something to tell you, that lipstick isn't a big name product.... it is JACKELIN and I bought it for 200 naira and it lasts really long on the lips. The good thing about this lipstick is it stays well and gives a perfect matte finish. I used it for my Moby woo lipstick. You remember?  You can check the post here.  I've also used it as an eyeshadow primer....I'll put up a post about it soon. Where can you get it? You can get it at any store. Especially the local road side beauty stores you probably won't wanna enter...*grin*
This is what it looks like

My moby-woo lipstick

Ignore the party packs at the back...this was after I finished eating and my lipstick was still intact

Who has ever tried using Jackelin lipstick? I remember I recommended it...  I want to know what you think about it. And did you notice there is a particular way I pout my lips when I take pictures? I just noticed now *covers face*...runs off....
In other news, Who has noticed how confused.com the weather in Lagos has been of late? It rains in the morning and then the afternoon is so hot like the sun is angry with some people. When I was coming back from work today I saw a man wearing a sweater jacket and joggers to-match ni o with a black vest inside and a face cap... and the sun was blazing crazy...now you would have thought this dude wasn't feeling the heat ( I mean for him to dress that way)..then he did the most ironic thing...he brought out face towel to clean off his sweat....LOL... Now that's stupidity at the peak....Why dress like fire man and be cleaning off sweat every second??? But the morale of the story is that we Nigerians are survivors mehn...we would adapt to anything...with swag ni ooo. The spirit of the Nigerian man is just so amazing and I'm proud to be Nigerian. Come rain come shine, we would survive.LOL

Oh my darling Mobylizers..you guys have been wonderful. Like my friend Duru would say, Thanks for the past 7 minutes of your time. I love you all....and remember God will judge everyone that is wishing you bad *my new watchword*..... God bless us all...


Monday, 20 October 2014

... And Leboo answers...

My designing skills are getting better...hehehe
HEY! *singing* clap your hands if you know that happiness is for you.....Cos I'm happy.....***

Hallos peoples.......Its Monday already mehn! YEP!...MONDAY......and guess what people????, I was looking forward to it and I am super excited about it. Wanna know why?.........Simple!.... Because it is asktito.com today..*yay!*. 

Ok, what is asktito.com? Well I couldn't come up with a better title than that. You really don't want to know the other options I came up with *covers face*. Haha... Well it's simple....We Mobylizers get to formally meet oga Tito and we are putting him on the hot seat....his ass is on fire today.....  I mentioned in the last post that everyone who had any question at all for Tito (le Boo) should send the question(s) to me and that I'll have him answer them....So that's what today's post is all about.....Tito's Answers...

Before we get to that, I want to use this opportunity to tender an apology to people who send me emails and do not get my reply on time or do not get a reply at all. Lemme explain...when internet and emails were invented, no one put people like me into consideration. I haven't quite caught up with the whole technology advancement and all that..... I have a twitter account I hardly use...  I have an Instagram account and I keep getting bored anytime I'm on there...  Facebook is another story for another day....Some would call it being tech lazy, I just call it errrr......trying to catch up....LOL... Una go forgive me noni. I am more of a caller than a texter / "typer" so if you need to reach me, just drop me your number and I promise to call you as long as I have airtime on my phone LOL... I hope my apology is accepted..Pleeeeaaasseeeee..*on my knees*..... That doesn't mean you should stop sending me emails o. I still check my emails from time to time... but I might not reply when you want me to. Blame it on... *who can I put this blame on o*... Well....Tech laziness... thank you *takes a bow*. Happy belated Birthday to my padi of life that I've never met....Praiz Tola. I'm so sorry I forgot the date. Where's my rice abeg? Oya reply my email asap.

So I got some questions from y'all and some of them made me go 'Okayyyyyyy'...*raised eyebrow* I'll still share them though but I promised some people I won't put their names so the "questioners" have their anonymity preserved.  I hope Leboo would be able to answer your questions well..  so from this point *removes slippers....puts it under my armpit. ..whistling*...  I'm walking away.  Hehehe.

Here are the Questions:

1. How do you cope with Moby and all her drama?

Leboo: Well first of all let me say that I was really forced and pushed and cajoled and scoped into doing this and that's part of me coping with Moby. hmmn, how do I cope? Moby herself can't stand her own drama so that makes the work tougher for me. In coping with her wahala, I have to prevent her from her own self and that's not like taking candy from a kid. She really can be a huge pain, but I signed up for all her pain, drama, wahala, nerve stepping, and all that makes her Moby. Most times I just let her be, her drama usually has a quick expiration depending on the instigator of the drama. Other times I put my foot down on certain issues then we clash, she vexes, she bones, I bone, I laugh, she smiles, I tickle her, she laughs, we kiss and then we back at one. But it not always that easy. I am just riding on God's grace, a lot of diplomacy and cunningness in dealing and coping with her.

2. Sir, are you confident Moby isn't and wouldn't cheat on you? If yes why and how confident are you lol.

Leboo: Ehwo!...hmmmmn! Truth is no man can speak for another. You can only speak for yourself. But the question centres on "confidence", my own confidence, therefore Yes I am confident she isn't cheating on me. I somehow manage to keep her schedule full and eventful, so except she's some kind of mutant with super powers, then she would be able to make out time for that. Moby is a good born again Christian and she works hard in trying to live up to the tenets of proper Christianity and I trust her and that's a very important thing. Also, I am sure she isn't near half way done with my very sexy self.

3. When will you propose to Moby because I won't mind having her as my in law o.   I would have to introduce her to my brother.

Leboo: Ha! you be enemy ooo.....you are not a friend at all...ahan! lol. Anyway...if you eat your veggies, and do your cardio, you'll live long enough to see me propose...lol, just kidding...I will propose when Moby is ready...all things being equal she would have changed her surname to mine by this time next year in Jesus Christ's name. Amen 

4. Do you ever get bothered by some of Moby's post?  Like when she says she's attracted to other guys or she crushes on other guys?

Leboo: Even though I know she just types most of those things as she thinks them and probably with little or no seriousness attached to it, yes I get very bothered when she says those kind of stuff. I don't like it, but for the sake of the writers craft and finesse, and for the sake of her trying to drive home a point, I tolerate it. But truthfully, I don't like it. No normal guy would and the funny thing is I dare not say such oo, Moby would flip and take it personal and probably start crying sef.LOL 

5. Do you think Moby is real with you?

Leboo: At first I thought I would just be a phase in her life, that was even before we started anything, but she has sacrificed a lot to keep us together. She has put in a lot to ensure our ship sails safe , she has tolerated me for one whole year. I have gotten the pass from the great Iya Dayo. I know all these might not be enough proof of realness to some, but then if this aint real, what is?

6. Who is your favourite Mobylizer?

Leboo: HAAA!...LOL..this is a sweet question. Well Moby is my favourite Mobylizer. if she counts...lol...though I am not very frequent on the blog, (I get to read the posts before she puts them up) I have read comments from a few people and they just crack me up. You all are wonderful. Moby's Blogger partner Aby, Berry, Petite diva, miss bng, Tosyne, Emmanuel, Duru, Praiz, Nike, cutest bea, Sunbo, Esther, Bukky, Ike,  everyone else, can't mention all.(apologies)...You all are fantastic. but of all Mobylizers, I have spoken to 2 over the phone, the ever amiable and phone cute Judith and the ever wonderful and 'no-nonsense' Erneisha....I personally dig Tibs and her husband, who is also my guy...Mr Demi..they are a breathtaking & an amazing couple...... I have met only one Mobylizer physically Amaka...and she is a lovely lady.

7. I admire you a lot Le boo....will you marry me.

Leboo: LMAO..Thanks for the admiration.....if your name is Amusu Mobolaji Omoyeni Olayinka Mautin Thara, and you are from Badagry, and you call your mum Iya dayo, and you are a huge pain in my neck, but yet the sweetest thing to ever happen to me, and you are a crafts person, and you are the one I love with every drop of blood, every bone in my body and every inch of my entire being?????...YES I'll marry you.....If not?....find out who asked the 3rd question, the persons brother appears to be single and in need..

Thank you all for supporting this wonder angel of my life....when you guys turn up, she's happy and that reduces my work..so I'm happy too. God shall bless us and all the ends of the earth will fear him.Amen.

And Tito signs out.... and Moby signs in.... I was blushing like an idiot when I saw the response....hmnnn... I am not a romantic person but this boy *points at boo*, I just don't get it anymore. I'm sure from his replies,  you know who the romantic one is....*covers face*. Let me just say something because it won't be normal if I don't.  One, my wahala is not that much... Seriously I give little wahala and drama... I don't know why Le boo is making it look like I'm a huge pain in the ass.... that's not fair.  Two, I am not....I repeat I am not a cryer (if there's a word like that). Tito you can lie ahhhhh... diarisgod o. Before people will start thinking I'm a softy *covers face*. Ehn ehn... Three, the babe that wants to marry Leboo...hmnnnnn... I will say nothing.. I am not a jealous person  o but I am not a sharer. You get shey?

I got some questions late... like yester night and Le boo already sent in his reply yesterday evening...I'm really sorry guys..  don't worry... very soon we would have another asktito.com. E ma binu...can see a lot of people want to know this Le boo that I've been shouting about o. Le boo is even more popular than Moby...that's not fair *sad face*

And so at this point, I rest my case. Moby Impressionz skill acquisition class is starting today. I am as excited as everyone attending. Did you know that Team Mofaya and Tibs decided to sponsor some people to attend the class?... all expense paid!.  Now that's generosity and love at its peak. Thank you so much Mr. and Mrs. Mofaya (I don't know your surname). May God bless you abundantly as you help people.  May you never lack in Jesus name. 

Please guys put us in your prayers o...that God should give us the strength to pass adequate knowledge and that everyone attending would get enough understanding and use it for good. Have a lovely week my swirrie pies and sugar pies.  Moby loves you like *razz mode activated* 'ki lo n sele nibiyi na....ori e o fo ka si be jor'.. hehehe... *runs off*


P.S: The Lillian girl I was ranting about on Friday was evicted yesterday. I am so happy. Who else watches BBA here....before I'll start blogging about it and everyone will be lost?