Sunday, 31 August 2014


"Behold, I have refined you, but not as silver; I have tried and chosen you in the furnace of affliction".
-Isaiah 48:10 (AMP)

Friday, 29 August 2014


Hello guys.... So yesterday night at about 9 pm, I was planning on going behind Gbemi's back (she is my exercise buddy) and just eat beans and plantain before going to bed (NOTE: I'm still watching my weight and I'm not supposed to eat after 7pm but my stomach was crying for food). So I picked up my phone and I saw a comment from our very own Petite Diva. She nominated me for the Gratitude and Giving challenge *yipeee*. Since it was from her I decided to check it out *turns to petite is only you o that can make me leave my food and start typing*. So I started typing my own. Trust me na...I no dey ever carry last. There are rules to this challenge...I hope I get it right o cos I was super excited to type mine and then nominate people.


WAIT...... Don't be scared by the title.... Let me explain myself . Who is a thief? *flipping through my oxford dictionary* A thief is someone who steals something from another person or place.... *ehrrmmm this definition didn't help my matter at all....scratches head*. Okay let me just explain myself well.... Y'all remember in my Thank you post where I asked Ms cookie if she's a blogger...well guess what? That beautiful woman is a blogger in she has been blogging since 2013. So I checked out her blog and I saw this post that looked like something I really have been thinking about lately but didn't know how to put it in writing. It felt like she was looking into my soul while she was writing it and so I covered my face, knocked on her door and stole the post... Who does that? Steal something after calling attention. Truthfully, I asked her if I could and she said 'please do'. So I am not a thief then... I am just a blog post taker with permission. Please you need to check out her blog. She doesn't write long epistles like some of us *points at self* but I love the way she write. Please check out her blog here . So here we go.

Thursday, 28 August 2014


Hey hey hey.....what happening yo!

So here’s how it is....I’m sitting by my coffee table.....there’s a hot cup of coffee brewing...with a saucer filled with biscuits.....and the daily newspaper somewhere on the get the picture???....I’m facing an open window with a view into a beautiful garden ..THEN!!!!!

...I catch a glimpse...

...A glimpse of the calendar...

And what do I see????.............Its freaking

It’s another time for a RANT! (the things I do in my head ehn...hmnnnn)

Wednesday, 27 August 2014


Helloooo Mobylizers... Its another day of the week where we get to help another fellow that has issues and need help. I think my alter ego looks and behaves like Oprah or Trisha...just saying o. I think someday, maybe someday I might just have a talk show and guess who would be my co-host? Guess no would either be Yours truly (Obi) or Tibs or Tosin or Eden or Aby or Duru or .........if I continue ehn,the 'or' won't end...or maybe you. Yes and Moby might just have a talk show *winks*.

Tuesday, 26 August 2014


Hello Mi Queridas...  Even though it’s days after my birthday, I'm still feeling fly and still basking in the euphoria of the celebrations..... Abeg let me chop the life of my head (for the non-Yoruba’s I am too sure you think my last statement is a blunder that should never ever be said...well it actually is a direct translation to the Yoruba phrase 'Moo n je aye ori mi'. Though the correct “literal” meaning is I'm just enjoying all I can ...I did a direct translation as per how it sounds...phew! Capice??.LOL.

Monday, 25 August 2014


*Rushes in.. looks around...all I see is straight faces... I know I have to do this...Goes down on both knees* AYAM SORRY. It wasn't my fault. Everything was just against me... even my internet service provider too had evil plans for me. I'm so sorry. This post is long overdue so I will just sharpaly download the gist *bats lashes like my good padi Amaka*

Sunday, 24 August 2014


"A son honors his father, and a servant his master. Then if I am a father, where is My honor? And if I am a master, where is My respect?...But you say, 'How have we despised Your name?' You are presenting defiled food upon My altar...Why not offer it to your governor? Would he be pleased with you?"

-Malachi 1:6-8 (NASB)

Thursday, 21 August 2014


Hello Mi lovies.... Before I give you guys my plenty gist which would come later in the day, I just have to make this comment a post. Why? Below are my reasons.

1) I was blushing like a 13-year old just falling in love for the first time.
2) Cos its real.... I think it is.
3) It was written by Leboo as a comment on my Happy Birthday post.

How cool is that? Please don't abuse him o. He's such a cutie most time... Please blush for me too as you read... Thank you.

Happy birthday baby........

Looking back at how far we have come, all we've been able to achieve and all we have overcome, I realize that a man is probably just one Yes or No away from finding eternal happiness, joy and peace....You have been a major addition to my life in many ways....You have been that hope of a brighter future...that hope in times of despair....You are God's sign to me that He still has so much more in store for my future.

I pray that God bestows upon you the virtues that adds extra to a woman to become extra-ordinary. May God grant all your hearts desires according to His riches and glory. God will bless the works of your hand and increase you on all sides and in all areas and you will live to reap the fruits of your labor.

You have been a wonderful friend, a honest teacher, a caring mother (*pauseeee* this is Moby speaking...I neva be mother na..oya explain*), a positive sister and an astounding lover. You are my up and my down, the biggest pain in my neck, my worst tormentor ,my razzest friend, my most impatient & impulsive accuser and the sweetest succour to my heart..

I pray God grants you the grace to be a virtuous wife, a committed home builder, a diligent worker and a role model mother...An Idol to your kids and a blessing to your husband...And I pray God grants me the privilege to be that man that would be called your husband.
God will bless you and all the ends of the earth will fear Him.

I love you sincerely Amusu Mobolaji Olayinka Mautin Omoyeni Thara....and I promise to remain eternally faithful, committed, dedicated and Loyal to you. You are the best part of me.
Half of me is you....The other half belongs to you.
Happy birthday razzoid
Love Always
Bolatito Charles Shokunbi.


You can decide to hiss and walk away or just keep blushing for me.... This guy has sweet mouth ehn.... Yeparipa... My head is swelling... Someone please call 911 or call Nigeria's 911...abi na 767.

I'm going to go now, have me some fun then come back later to give y'all the gist.. My giveaway winners won't be coming today. Lily wasn't reachable, Muna is not in the country and Tosin has got a test today... *faces the three of you.... It is not fair o. Diarisgod everything we are doing*

Have a lovely day everyone and please make sure you have fun on my behalf.

Peace y'all.....



Wednesday, 20 August 2014


This has got to be my shortest post ever. So.......

Happy Birthday to us. Yes me and you.

Happy Birthday Tolu Osude... and to everyone celebrating their birthday today.

Moby loves you like...........


Wait.... I need to show you some of my dance steps for today *covers face*
Doing this right now... my waist is paining me already *whew*

This one I'll do when I get to work

While I'm working... I think I should pull  this off well

Before I go to bed....hmnnn
Have a lovely day.... Mwaaaaaah

Tuesday, 19 August 2014


*** This is I stand.....I'm the light of the world I feel grand ***....YES...I'm the light of the world......and I feel on top of wanna know why?...........


Hello Beauties and Handsomies *...chai I have come word alert*.... How are you all? I hope you are feeling as high as I am right now...(yeeah)...I don't drink oo and I don't smoke but I get high..Just like that.....some gangsta sh*t mehn..(LOL)...You should learn how to attain that frequency without any external me it helps during dull moments....*thumbs up*

Monday, 18 August 2014


Hey you!....yes you...yeah... you Mobylizer....come here!....come to me....come here mami and Papi.....take a kiss!...mwwahhh! go...go tell your friends about me.....tell them a way out...............out of frustration...out of sorrow...... to be............
......... a Mobylizer.....
The above sounded so cool in my head but reading it out loud now, Mehn I don’t have a word for what I’m supposed to use to describe it *waving at Tibs and Wunmi* I need you at this point o. Come help a sister with an English word. I should consider Script writing, shey?… **SIGH*. At this point you are not allowed to shake your head for me…really you don’t want to know how many things I’ve considered doing…even that one you’re thinking about right now, I have considered it too*
Hello my people... I’m not so excited about my birthday *sad face*. I’m going to be working and I deeply know it won’t be fun but I know one thing that would make me happy…. Hanging out with one person on this blog… or maybe, just maybe TWO people on this blog. How cool is that? I know I can’t randomly pick the winners, that won’t be nice so I was able to write down some questions. Whoever answers my trivia questions would get the ticket... Cool!.. And I hear new movies are showing at the cinemas already so we are in luck. I am super excited already...I’m going to meet one/two Mobylizer(s)...(yippee *dancing Alin-zonto-lewu-ki* go fear na...LOL).
Straight to the matter....Here are the questions....May the best Mobylizer win.
1.       What is Boo’s name? *please don’t say Le boo o*
2.       What drink do I take the most?
3.       What is my mother fondly called?
4.       What animal am I scared of most?
So, those are the questions you need to answer to win my birthday giveaway. We would be hanging out on Thursday seeing I would be working on Wednesday. You have the power to pick time and venue… I sincerely can’t wait...I’m on pins and needles....I almost won’t sleep till then....looool......
I await thy answers...please answer correctly ooo...lemme see those that know me well sef...*straight face*..
Take care lovelies...
Happy Birthday to me in Advance…

Sunday, 17 August 2014


"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was formless and empty, and darkness covered the deep waters. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the surface of the waters. Then God said...’
-Genesis 1:1-3

Friday, 15 August 2014


Hello beautiful people… I’m so happy….Blessed in such a way that I can’t be stressed. That I have such amazing friends and readers like you and that today is Friday. I believe you all are on that same frequency… If not, adjust your dial sharp sharp... Bera*wink*  Yaaaaaay. I have one owanbe tomorrow but I'm not sure if I'm allowed to invite everyone...but I promise to eat your portion of the party rice. So how many portions am I supposed to eat? Still counting... I'm watching my weight o but I'll do anything for you *yinmu*

Thursday, 14 August 2014


This is what I do when I cover my face
**singing** Play that stupid song ...from the days when we were young....everybody sing along..lemme hear you say yeeah yeeeah...LOL....wassap Mamacita’s and Papacitas (**I’m doing Ernie now....the razz side of her...*big grin*).....How is your day going? I am confident you would have a reason to smile today...and if not, well you are here so you are definitely gonna smile....brace yourself.. In a bit, you would know why I chose my opening is the perfect track for this post.

Monday, 11 August 2014


*singing* Heloooooo ….Awayu!.....see all the guys and the girls over here…see the Mobylizers that are chilling over here…see everyone I am missing over heeere…..LOL…..I should sign up with a record label asap ….I’m damn good like that….I hope you guys can sing along though…you can compose the next line and let us see in your comments…LOL

Friday, 8 August 2014


Yo! Whats up Doug? I’m gon kill you Doug….!!! Lmao…(who can guess what movie I got that line from?) If you do get it, I would send you an airtime of your choice…no jokes.…Anyways my peoples dem…How una dey? Hope sey no kasala bust for una side…if not we thank baba God oo …. Please let’s all be careful in this time of Ebola virus. It’s not a joke and I do not want us all to panic. Panicking won’t solve the problem. I pray a cure is found really soon. May the good lord protect us all. Amen.

Thursday, 7 August 2014



Let somebody shout halleluiah!!!........yeah remember I said something about wanting to be a pastor I guess I’m in the spirit… I’m about to speak in tongue o *straight face*. Do you know some people fake 'speaking in tongue'? Like really… Why’s that? And I also heard some churches teach people how to speak in tongue.

Wednesday, 6 August 2014


Hello Mobylizers... I hope I didn't scare anyone with the title... If I did, well that was kinda the idea ... Guess what today is? Duhhh I know its Wednesday *rolls eyes*...but something special is happening today

Monday, 4 August 2014


Hello guys, y’all ok? Yep yep…I know sey una no dey ever carry last! You guys are always on top of your games *chop knucku*. Eve was missing in action for a while there... she wasn't feeling too well but we were able to fish her out. She sent a mail saying she's okay after I threatened to deal with her *I can be a bully at times sha...shaking my head for me*. Welcome back huni. Also Amaka is leaving for Sokoto tomorrow... Safe journey dear. Enjoy camp well o.

Sunday, 3 August 2014


"For the Gentiles (heathen) wish for and crave and diligently seek all these things, and your heavenly Father “knows” well that you need them all"
-Matthew: 6:32 (AMP)

As a child, there is always a peace of mind that comes with you knowing that you have a ‘daddy’ or big brother who’s got your back any day. Oftentimes we worry about ‘things’, what to eat, what to wear, where to live, health, work, emotional needs and so on. Jesus Christ was teaching here and telling his disciples not to set their mind on earthly things.

He made a profound statement in our verse that God our heavenly father ‘knows’ that we need all ‘these things’ we are worrying about.
That is amazing and ought to give us peace forever, just as our children don’t worry or bother about their needs being met, they don’t think about their breakfast or lunch, they know that daddy and mummy knows they need to eat and will make sure there is food available when they need it, Daddy knows that school fees needs to be paid, so they plan and make it happen, likewise the responsibility of our needs being met rests on our heavenly father who is the King of kings and Lord of lords, the creator of the whole wide world, the CEO of Heaven & Earth Inc, He cannot fail, at times earthly parents unavoidably fail their children, but God our heavenly Father cannot fail.

Isa 49:15 says "Can a mother forget the baby at her breast and have no compassion on the child she has borne? Though she may forget, I will not forget you!

Let the revelation that God your Heavenly Father KNOWS you need give you undiluted peace of mind this week. Shalom!

My heart is set towards the things that pertain to the kingdom of God. I will daily seek him and follow His ways and I know all my needs will be met. Halleluyah!

SOURCE: Jola and Dexter Akin-Alamu

Saturday, 2 August 2014


Hello lovelies.... I have always wanted to write this piece...way before I started this blog I knew I had to tell someone this before they go to camp…… IT WOULD NOT BE EASY AT ALL… I wish I can say it in such a way that won’t be scary but I can’t *oya come and take hug….I can see Bolade shaking already…Pele dear*.

Friday, 1 August 2014


**singing** Good afternoon to you….It’s great to be alive ….good afternoon to you…from me Moby of life***Big grin**…..who knows the real song??? If you do, I promise to buy you banana chewing gum *winks*