Hello Leboos and Lebabes of this blog. Like play like play it’s the beginning of another month o...wow. It feels like I slept on the 1st of August and I just woke up today and it’s the 1st of September already. Hmmmnnn... I wish everybody a very beautiful week ahead. It’s still not late to achieve all your goals o...just start NOW. Take a step NOW. Take your butt off that chair and do something now. Happy new month to you. May September bring us joy, happiness, good success, love and good health. AMEN
So I have one gist for you guys today *turns to boo.... I'm sorry but I just have to say this...I know you'll understand... mwaaaah*
Have you ever had a guy kiss you and you shuddered??... but not in a good way? That's what happened to me a few years ago and I still can't forget it. Why am I talking about this? A friend was gisting me about one kain disease she got kissing a guy...she called it STREP THROAT...and then in my mind I'm thinking 'how come' but then I immediately remembered my worst kiss ever... Hahahaha *covers face*. It seems to be permanently etched in my memory. Hmnnnn... that validates the psychology that the human brain recalls more negative moments than positive ones... I guess *SHRUGS*.
Being a today's woman, of course I love kissing *WINK....I mean who doesn't?*. I've had my own fair share of kissing but nothing prepared me for what this guy did. Maybe I had just been lucky up to that point. It was such a disappointment because the stage was perfectly set. He was handsome, intelligent, successful, and had great mouth and lips. You know those perfectly shaped tiny lips that look really soft... what more could you want? NOTHING!
After absolutely connecting on the first date, I was thinking there were definite possibilities here. We went on a few dates and he pecks me when he drops me off... Note: PECK... A perfect gentleman. We were taking it slowly....nothing to do with the 90-day rule. But after the 'suck-me-dry' kiss, all ideas of a future together were dashed. I will try as much as possible to describe the whole thing well without exaggerating and I'll let you be the judge.
So, this was our first night-time date and we decided to see a late night movie. Great atmosphere, great movie, good conversations in between, pop corn tasted normal (I remember that well) and there was my fav drink, my bottle of coke. After the movie, we were walking to the car when he stopped and faced me. I thought to myself... here comes the kiss, the one that will take our relationship to a new level... the romantic, sensual, sexy kiss that will melt my heart and thrill me to the core.. I already planned how I would do my lips, do my tongue, twist my jaw...you know all those things we ladies think about...?... yes I thought about it...but I was wrong. If only I knew what was coming next...it was sooo unexpected.. No, no, let me put it this way... I never in a million years would have imagined what he did next.
He looked into my eyes and leaned down towards me. As I raised my face to him and offered up my lips,
I was a coward and didn't say anything but I think I was in shock. Obviously there was no more kissing him that night or any other night. I called him the next day and said I'd like us to be friends because I really did like him but just didn't see us in a relationship. The way the love level dropped from 100 to 0...mehn.
So I'm going to do this with you guys. Guys look and learn. Ladies, learn too. Not only guys have a problem, I've heard of dirty lady kisses...so here's what I think
- You would definately know when the kiss would take place, 50 percent of the time sha. Make sure you do not eat anything that would make your mouth smell... Like sugar, beans, meat, etc. Just hold chewing gum or minty sweet or something that would help with bad mouth odour.
- Do NOT start with the tongue. Some people will just stick their tongue into your throat claiming that's how its done... Read my lips, that is false... It is not sexy at all. Keep your tongue to yourself until it gets hot... like really hot *winks*
- Also, Keep your saliva to yourself. That is very disgusting. Don't get carried away in the process. Just don't let so much of saliva leave your mouth.
- Stop making annoying fake moans... All those mmnnnn hmnnnn ahhhhh,I hate it and I'm sure most people don't like it especially when we can tell its fake.
That's all my head can think of now.... I'll like to know everyone's best worst kiss experience and what you would have done differently or tell the other person to do differently.
And yea... I promise to show you my friend's wedding makeover later this week. I'm expecting the pictures from her. Also I'll be doing a 'when 2 becomes 1' series soon. I hope I have the strength to.
Thanks guys for always viewing this blog. I truly (from the bottomest part of my heart gan gan ni o) appreciate it... I'm sure you don't understand the kind of butterflies that jump in my stomach when I see that people are really checking this blog. You really can't imagine. Thank you so much and have a lovely week ahead. Moby loves you like Kilon pop mehn *covers face*