Tuesday, 30 December 2014

MY PLANS FOR YOU....NOT MY PLANS


Feliz Navidad.....

Feliz Navidad....

Feliz Navidad....prospero ano y felicidad *I no chop mouth o*

*suprano activated*...I wanna wish u a m.....wait o!....Chistmas has passed na......shuuu!

.....I wanna wish you a happy new year

.....I wanna wish you a happy new year

.....I wanna wish you a happy new year....From the bottom of my heaaarrrt....#In advaaanceeee.....

Thank you thank you

*takes a bow*

Sunday, 28 December 2014

THE WORD FOR TODAY - HE IS NOT LIMITED BY YOUR LIMITATIONS

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE
“Is anything too hard for the LORD? ...”
(Genesis 18:14, NIV)

TODAY’S WORD from Joel and Victoria
If you could see what God has stored up for you, the people you’re going to meet, the places you’re going to go, the good breaks that are going to find you, you would be amazed. It’s going to be the surpassing greatness of God’s favor. But too often, we make excuses. We come up with reasons why this is not going to happen for us. “Well, that sounds good, but I don’t have the training, the talent, the connections.” Or, “I come from the wrong family. I’m the wrong nationality. I’m too short. I’ll never come into my garden.”

No, God is not limited by your circumstances, your family or who is against you. When God breathed His life into you, He put a blessing on you that overrides anything that comes against you! The blessings God has stored up for you cannot be stopped by people, bad breaks or injustice. God has the final say. Be encouraged today because God is taking you to a place of blessing. Don’t focus on your circumstances; focus on your God because He is not limited by your limitations!


A PRAYER FOR TODAY
Father, thank You for blessing me beyond what I can see. Thank You for empowering me to rise above my circumstances and any limitations to boldly embrace the blessing You have for me in Jesus’ name. Amen!
— Joel & Victoria Osteen

Saturday, 27 December 2014

CHRISTMAS DOWNLOAD

Meet mother Christmas moby.... this was my 1st christmas gift.... thanks Sucre *mwaahhhh*
*talking drum*.....present

*agogo (gong)*......ee dey

*Sekere (rattle)*.....sighted

*razz mode*........Increased to the loudest....

Leggo....

Thursday, 25 December 2014

TITO'S EXPRESSION.... MUA OF THE SEASON

Ayam too razz....kai
On the 1st day of Christmas... Chioma said to me......and a Bentley in my drive way. ....

On the 2nd day of Christmas. ...my dear Tibs said to me...2 private jets and a bentley in my drive way.

On the 3rd day of Christmas....  Mannie said to me, 3 Jimmy choos, 2 private jets and a Bentley in my drive way.

On the 4th day of Christmas and Esther said to me, 4 stripper poles, 3 Jimmy choos, 2 private jets and a Bentley in my drive way (we bad like that *winks*)

On the 5th day of Christmas and Leboo said to me...... one golden ring....*clears throat*...+ *raised eyebrows*

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

IN A RACE WITH ME

Glo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo ria.....Hosanna in the highest.....

For MTN users

Mmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm TN......Hosanna in the highest.

For Etisalat users
Eee eeeeeti eeeeeti eeeeeti eeeeeti eeeeeti salat

Hosanna in the highest.

Monday, 22 December 2014

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD.... I GAT YOU

And this, my friend, is how to dance shoki
Kisses 
AHHHHHH SHOKIIIII....SHOKIII ........AHHHH SHOKIII SHOKII.....

YEE SHOKIII........SHOKIII......UUUUUUUU SHOKII SHOKII

Guess what?....I'm composing my own Shoki...it's gonna be R&B...or Blues.....or Country music...LMAO.......can you imagine shoki in any of the three genres I just mentioned???...Lol.....Epic mheeen....Epic!!...If you wanna collabo with me, just holla ooo... before its too late *covers face*.

Sunday, 21 December 2014

THE WORD FOR TODAY - GO TO THE PLACE OF BLESSING

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE
“Depart from here and turn eastward and hide yourself by the brook Cherith, which is east of the Jordan.”
(1 Kings 17:3, ESV)

TODAY’S WORD from Joel and Victoria
In the scripture, the prophet Elijah was living in a certain city. God said to him, “Leave this place and go down to the brook Cherith for I have commanded the ravens to feed you there.” When he got to the brook, every morning just like clockwork, the ravens brought him food. He had his provision; a prepared blessing. Here’s the key. Elijah didn’t have to try to find the ravens. He just had to get to where God wanted him to be and the ravens found him.

In the same way, there is a place where God has commanded you to be blessed. The ravens are already there — your provision, favor, abundance. The real question today is will you do what’s required to get to your place of blessing? Elijah could have said, “God, I don’t want to leave. I’m comfortable. I like it here. My friends are here.” But if he had stayed, he would have missed where he was commanded to be blessed.

Are you willing to do what God is asking you to do today? Listen to the prompting of the Holy Spirit inside, follow His leading, and enter into the place of blessing!


A PRAYER FOR TODAY
Father, thank You for leading me to a place of blessing. Thank You for sustaining me and empowering me to fulfill Your call on my life. I choose to follow Your leading so that I can be in the place You’ve called me to in Jesus’ name. Amen.
— Joel & Victoria Osteen

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

DEAR MOBY


Hello guys

As much as I would love to sing shoki right now or sing a Christmas song, my mood is just dead at the moment. I read a post about depression sometime ago on Susanne's blog and it felt like she was talking about me. I promised not to dump this blog at any point and that's why I'm putting up this post. So today I am going to be putting up my own issue as Dear Moby and I would need mobylizers to help me. Please I don't need anyone to judge me...just help me.

Monday, 15 December 2014

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD.... DOWNLOADING

You all are the ahhhh to my shoki...*mwaaah*
*Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven the bells are ringing....

*Ding dong merrily reply...the angels they are singing.....

Xmas bells are ringing loud...like its almost deafening.....I'm excited already....

Sunday, 14 December 2014

THE WORD FOR TODAY - CHANGE YOUR MIND


TODAY’S SCRIPTURE
“Repent (think differently; change your mind, regretting your sins and changing your conduct), for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.”
(Matthew 3:2 AMP)

Thursday, 11 December 2014

RANT - SEASON 16.... GIVE YOUR HORN A BREAK


Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ayu....

Ayu who?

Ayu gana dance o.....If I show you my pocket....*big grin*

I've sha used style to sing small....LOL...*covers face*.

Hello mi lovies...how una dey? Hope your week is going well? Mine is....I can't complain....Mehn am I the only one expecting and praying for harmattan? This weather is too hot kai... It's like the sun is angry with someone....or just trying to show off as being the ‘hawtest' in the world..*sigh*... Abeg if you're the one that annoyed the Sun, please be humble and go and apologise.... It's not funny anymore o *straight face*. Even my sunscreen is making me dark...Imagine!.. I don't understand this thing anymore *sad face*.

Tuesday, 9 December 2014

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD.... A GLIMPSE OF THE FUTURE

SOURCE

Hellluuurrrrr......

Helllluuuurrrrr.....

Ahan.....where are all these children? ???...

Anyone home.....

Moby has come again oooo to disturb you guys....

Oya oya....come out ooo....bring mattress....bring bench. ...come and hear ooĆ².
..Lol..

It's so funny that I still run this blog after 7 months...I'm totally amazed at me.... You all don't know how fast I get tired of things. I get tired of anything after doing it for as much as 20 times.. (in some cases that's too much sef)... I even get tired of people but everytime that 'dump-it' feeling comes especially when it concerns this blog (yes it has come a lot of times) , I just always find myself shaking it off...why? Maybe because I like doing gbeborun with all of you.*big grin*..my gbeborun skills have improved since I met all of you..*wink*.... or maybe it's cos I really love my mobylizers or because I just love being here. ...I can't quite figure it but I've been doing this for this long and I am not going to give it up for anything.... I promise I won't go anywhere... I might just be blogging till I'm gray and old and I'll be gisting you all about how my back hurts and how sex is no longer interesting cos leboo is already old too and his thing can't stand up again even with viagra sef.... *covers face*....I reject it o... *see leboo giving me the eye*....LOL. . and then Chioma will drop a comment saying her grandchildren just finished their masters in the UK... Eniola will be with hubby in neptune, Aby will be a don jasi Grandma...she'll be chasing her great grand kids all over the place and making errors on her blog posts. ..LOL ...We'll be hooking up in mars to party and Tibs will be like Oga mofaya just bought the latest model space ship for her... (the jet would be out of fashion then) ...Bimbo and Sunbo will be chilling on the moon with their husbands, Bukky will be the first lady of America...  Mannie will be in the sun... I dunno what he'll be doing there but he'll just be chilling on some cold alomo bitters (then alomo will be the most expensive drink
...LOL) and Nike.... Nike will be one big madam...her kids will be in top places...controlling gold. I'm sure people won't be spending money by then.... I actually wanted to mention everyone's name but my oga at the top *eyeing Tosin* said my story is always too plenty...so I'll just shut up. But guess what? I know by then all of us reading this post will be so blessed that blessing sef no go understand am anymore. I double sight Praiz, Simi, Sisilicious natural, Oby, Omowunmi, GB.... (I'm sure I'll still be crushing on GB), Zeezah... she'll be miss earth with that her stature to die for...kai, Amaka, Ugo, Sogie, Esther, Chiemela, Toun, Bree L, Habeebat, Duru....duru....duru will be married to two beautiful women *hahahaha*... Wajilda and Ronii.. *I did no say anything o*, Oma, Buiti will be one bad ass grandma...she'll be wearing bum shorts and crop top....cos she'll be one big fashion mogul...LOL Mbata, Superlux, NSG, Gbemi, Cassie....Miss bng will be the president of Nigeria so let me start famzing now o, Godfirst, Adaora, Sandra and all the anonymous'... by then they'll have google accounts and be able to comment with their names...hehehe *covers face*.

Now because of my plenty story written above, my weekend download will be short small. I had an impromptu client on Saturday. She wanted smokey eyes and loud lips and so I gave her smokey.... ... Why is it called Smokey in the 1st place? I dunno o. This was the look I was able to achieve.


From there, I had a fashion exhibition in church so I had to rush down and it was fabulous. When I was asked to walk through the models and take a bow, chineke mehhhhh... I was shy like shit *that is if shit is shy o...which I strongly doubt*. People were clapping and my head was just growing big. Mehn its good to be a star o *in my mind*. Leboo was supposed to take pictures but he didn't.  I'm sure he would tell you why he didn't in the comment section himself. Anyways Saturday was really fun *dancing*

On Sunday,  I had to be in Leboo's church for their Adult harvest.... If there's something I always look forward to during any harvest in Leboo's church, its the jollof rice...it is always delicious. *wink* l ate bellefull and when I got home I couldn't move my body....*covers face*. I wanted to sleep but then I remembered there was a praise concert I had to attend. I wish I invited you all. When you are in the midst of people praising God, mehn your head will just be swelling. It was a wonderful time in his presence and Pastor Tunde Bakare was on fire. I've never heard him preach but the little he said made a whole lot of sense. Who has heard Pastor Bakare preach before?

If you do not remember anything from today's post, please remember this.... Always thank God for everything. Thank him for what you have and he'll bless you with what you want. You do not have a car, or a job or a spouse or expensive clothes and shoes and the huge account balance....quit complaining. Thank him for the breath of life, for good health, for freedom, for your family and he would bless you with all the things you want. May God answer all our prayers and bless us abundantly before the year runs out...Amen.

To everyone that asked for ankara bags for Christmas,  we'll hook up soon so you can get your bags. So who is giving me something o? Abeg make me happy na...ask for my account number. Na Gtbank i dey use o. Hahaha... any gift is appreciated.

God bless us all....

Compliments of the season. ..

Cheers.....



Sunday, 7 December 2014

ITS MY BIRTHDAY AGAIN


Hmmmn....I just noticed that I almost always sing at the beginning of my posts....right? ???....

So today I'll just get on with the gist....*grin*.... (I'm so tempted to sing though. ..)... NO SINGING *straight face*.

Friday, 5 December 2014

DAYS LIKE PINEAPPLE ON MY HEAD

*clapping* + *singing* (choir mode)

#It haff come again....

  It haff come again...

  Friday it haff come again...

  Owanbe it haff come again...

Halle! Halle!...Halleuyah!.....LOL

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

IF I WERE A BOY

*steps in with huge baggie pants, huge Tee, timberland boots, huge blings, dark frames and my face cap turned backwards*** #Gangstermodeactivated.....

Monday, 1 December 2014

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD. ... WE MADE IT


#Dark shades...Check

#Blingz............Check

#Face cap.........Check

#Microphone...Check

#Gangster swag........Double Check

*Rap mode activated*