Saturday, 10 January 2015

HOW MANY OF YOU?

Hello mi lovies.... 

Happy Saturday to us....

How many are going for owanbes today? How many of you are at the venue already? If you eat that party jollof rice without inviting me, you shall purge when you get home... shikena *straight face* or better still, come and appease the gods (that's me).... with 1 bag of rice, two live fowl, the front teeth of a Crocodile, the semen of a Lion and 7 gallons of palm oil. I rest my case.


So I saw the above image on my friend's display picture and I thought to ask you all... how many of us will have to call our Leboos 'uncle'? 

*looks around*.... no hands up. You better don't lie now *clears throat*... for me sha,  I would have to be calling Leboo 'Uncle Leboo'. Hahaha. Or maybe Broda Tito.... Sir don P (Note.... Don P is a nick name Tito cherishes so bad. If you want a million naira from him, just call him Don P. How do you think I got my Christmas cloth a day before 25th from him....hehehe. *don't tell him I told you o*).

That's it for now. I am expecting my Jollof rice and chicken.

Have a wonderful Saturday.

Cheers...

XoXo....

38 comments :

  1. Uncle ke? No nau! 6years is not too much, 10 or 15 is.

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    1. My friend got married to a man 18 years older than her and she calls him baby. Works for her though. How else will she call him? Brother mi? Or daddy wa? Hahaha

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  2. Don p I need a pair of Nike shoes o...happy Saturday moby!

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    1. Hahahaha...ole boy. Don p might just be feeling generous at the moment. It is well my brother o

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  3. This is one reason I find it difficult to date very older people, i'll actually feel awkward calling him by name. But thank God for pet names sha.
    i dated one guy and their last born was older than me, she used to call him brother, i was confused o. so i started calling him sweetheart everywhere o

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    1. Thank God for pet names o. You'll just be calling him baby or babes. There's always a way around it...abi

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  4. Rotfl.
    Afi uncle noh!
    *uncle boo i love u so much* #soundssoawkward.

    ***coughing***
    sir don p, i
    think i need one million naira. just one please.

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    1. Hahahaha. Ole geh. Barawo... me sef never collect 500k with all the don p wey I don call am. Haha. Just keep trying your best. You might just be lucky

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  5. Blessings & happy new year.

    by his given name.

    Stay blessed.
    peace.
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    1. Mannie....mannie...I need to adopt this your spacing skill mehn...like seriously. I'm onto you big time

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  7. Brother boo ke?! No way o....lol

    Http://journalofapetitediva.blogspot.com

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  8. My boo is 10 years older and I call him by his first name,mother-in-law wants to be intruding, anytime am with her ,I will call with respect,hahahahaha.
    Brother nko, uncle ni....all these old mothers and their African mentality

    Bolateethole.blogspot.com

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  9. Hahaha. I can omly imagine. But I can't imagine calling boo 'brother' and I even hate it when women call their husbands 'daddy wa'. Ewhhhhh... can't deal mehn.

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  10. My Bae us 5 yrs older than me, i think the older the better i like when i can respect my man and not see him as my age mate.
    How are you doll?
    fashionitazbybuiti.blogspot.com

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  11. hehehehheheheheh @Uncle Bae.. Issorait.. **Sips lipton... I cant date a lady relatively younger than me ooo. I mean respect doesn't come from being older nah, but from acting older, and handling issues with wisdom... dasall

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  12. My boo is 12 years older dan me and I use is initial to call him

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  13. Only those that read the last post, watched the youtube vids and subscribed can get anyfin from Don P lol....and please tell Moby...I shall be referred to as "sir Boo" henceforth

    Don P

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  14. Its clearer now. I won't strain my eyes to read the blog.












    #Mannie








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  15. *cough abosi cough*......I call my man....... Bro boo...... holy tinz..... hahahahahah

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  16. *cough abosi cough*......I call my man....... Bro boo...... holy tinz..... hahahahahah

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  17. Lol@ the list required to appease the gods - you are hilarious. Back to business, it doesn't matter how old he is - whether he's 35 years or 46788 years older, I refuse to call him uncle

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  18. Mine is older with 14yrs but it doesn't feel that way. I've missed this blog

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  19. Lol, Moby what of guys into cougars, so it would be aunty boo, aunty Bae, sister Bae.... Ehm Don p I don't want much oooo, I want just 50k

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    1. Helllllooooooo!!! Is anybody home? Moby o! It haf do nah, come and resume blogging o *pulls ear*

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    2. Tell her oh! Tell her let her gbo. :'( **Crying in British English...

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  21. Bia Woman!!! Woman!!! Woman!!! Kilonshele nah?! You said days not weeks nah! Haba.. This is sooooo wrong.. In short i go send EFCC to come get you nah you will see.. **Wears Sad face... Come back soon bubba, pretty please.

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  22. Dear Moby,

    Bia woman, this thing e haf pass play oh! **In Falz the Bad guys voice... #ElloBae how far Bae? **shrugs Where are you bae? When are you coming back Bae?! **Wears straight face Dont let us come kidnap you oh Bae! Oya bye bye bae! Wait! bae you know it is not fair nah **Wears sad face, we nefer hexsperred you to be gone for this long. Mobolaji! Diarisgodd oooo.. All this AWOL you are AWOLing.. Diarisgod ooooo. **Walks away sad..

    Yours Sincerely,
    JdB

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  23. Now im worried o moby.atleast let leboo teĺl us u r alrite now.u berra get back here o

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  24. Moby where art thou??? We miss u...buy something when u are coming back o.

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  25. *scream!ng*, Moby where re thou?....M!ss reading from yhu Mam!....

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