*you call me kuchi kuchi yeeaaahh*
So yesterday I was typing the post for today (that's me trying to be serious with D.O.A.L.D.Q *straight face*) then suddenly my elder sister calls me from the bathroom to tell me her water just broke...like WHAT????
NOOOOO.!!!!!..(Yelling in swahili)
I was like 'Breathe...Moby Breathe'.
Some weeks back, I was praying to God to make me absent when her water breaks....like seriously!!..I am a natural panicker...I can panic for Africa, Asia and the entire middle east...You don't wanna test...The funny thing was, my sister was sooo calm...chai! God please let labour be so easy for me o...
So she tells me to call her husband or call leboo to come pick her. I immediately called Leboo and I could hear panic in his voice. Apparently he wasn't panicking for my sister ooo...he was panicking for ME *folds arms*..... cos he has had front row tickets to Moby's panic dramas....(Wurreva!..LOL)..
So he gets to my house in less than 10minutes and off we went to the hospital. I was just pitying my sister...that woman has strength o...I could tell she was in serious pain but she didn't want to scare us so she just kept quiet and even answered questions...calmly..which I didn't like. That I cannot explain.
She gave birth in less than 30minutes after we got to the hospital..(That shows how much pain she must have been bearing...na wa!).
I just thank God...there was no complication or trouble. If you are a Nigerian I'm sure you must have had atleast 1 terrible experience with Nigerian nurses...Immediately her water broke, I just started asking God for favour...cos those guys can be crazy. They would leave a pregnant woman till the baby's head is showing...(serious ooo)..or even after giving birth they would leave the woman in the delivery room for hours unattended to. But I thank God.....and then Don P came with his sweet mouth..(*bats lashes + kisses)..with plenty sugar to scope the nurses...and they all co-orperated.
I just thank God for everything. There was money available....there was help left right and center....there was so much love. Even my boss gave me an hour off to rest before coming to work....God will bless all of us that helped in one way or the other.
And so my peoplesss, I have a new nephew.....Yay!...and he is cute. I've not had the chance to take a cute picture but here are the ones I was able to take...Guess what?..... Apparently the baby can dance shoki already.... My baby is a shokilized mobylizer...hehehe.
|Baby getting ready to shoki...take position...|
|Oya show me shoki...ahhh shoki shoki...ehhhh...baby shoki *dancing*|
And ...hmmmmn.....*claps hand dramatically*....My mother displayed drama when she heard her daughter gave birth oooo.......gist coming up soon.... I gat you...*wink*
In the voice of one wise man, thanks for the past 5 minutes of your time. I have to get back to work before they sack me. God bless us all...