Sunday, 8 May 2016

THE WORD FOR TODAY - FOR YOUR GOOD

Today’s Scripture
“And we know that God causes everything to work together for the good of those who love God and are called according to his purpose for them.”
(Romans 8:28, NLT)

Friday, 6 May 2016

SPEND LESS, LOOK GOOD SERIES

We haff come again...
we haff come again...
Moby haff come again...
Holyghost please keep her here... hehe

* TI mode activated*
You can have whatever you like..
You can buy whatever you like....

Yo sup ma pipu... I am back again with another spendless post...

Sunday, 1 May 2016

HUSBAND BENEFITS

Hello mi lovies..

I decided to put up this post instead of the regular Sunday devotional because I feel a lot of women need to see this. 
Hopefully, I am able to reach at least 50 women with this post. I don't need everyone to read this... I just need the people that need it to get the point.

Friday, 29 April 2016

SPEND LESS, LOOK GOOD SERIES


Yo, wagwan? 
Ki lo n pop? 
Ki lo n sele?
How di do?
E we so o...
What's happening?
Yea, I had a bottle of coke this morning so I am feeling a bit on the high side...
Thank God Its Fridayyyyyyy..... whoop whooop... Even Friday for me is Sunday cos my Saturdays are my Mondays (you get my drift yea?)

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

#SERIES - ANKARA INSPIRED LOOK 2

Hey guys.
Are you all not surprised?
I am on a blogging all-day spirit o..kai. We praise God.

So what ankara inspired look do I have for us today?
If there's anyone trying some ankara inspired makeup, I would really love to see. Please send me pictures o... I am interested.

Tuesday, 26 April 2016

Sunday, 24 April 2016

THE WORD FOR TODAY - ENJOY THE JOURNEY

Today’s Scripture
“But the path of the righteous is like the light of dawn, which shines brighter and brighter until full day.”
(Proverbs 4:18, ESV

TODAY'S WORD
Oftentimes, people tend to get wrapped up and busy with things that don’t really matter in eternity. It’s easy to get consumed by your career and stay focused on your goals. It’s good to work hard, but you’ve got to learn how to play hard, too, so that you can stay in balance. I heard somebody say, “It’s not that life is so short, it’s that we wait so long to begin living.” If we want to truly enjoy the journey of life, we have to take time to stop and smell the roses. Do you appreciate the people you love? Do you hug your children before you leave each day and give your spouse a kiss? When was the last time you called your parents to tell them how much you love them? That’s how we can enjoy the journey.

If you’ll stay determined to enjoy the journey of life, you’ll live with no regrets. You’ll see your path shine brighter and brighter, and at the end, you’ll be able to say, “I made the most of my life. I enjoyed my family. I enjoyed my friends. I finished my course with joy.”

A Prayer for Today
“Father, thank You for the people You have placed in my life. Teach me to enjoy my relationships more because they are all that matter in eternity. Help me to enjoy the journey of life as my path shines brighter and brighter until the full day in Jesus’ name

SOURCE: Joel and Victoria Osteen

Thursday, 21 April 2016

SPENDLESS, LOOK GOOD


Action!

Afrojuju Mobylizers Igba tiwa lode… (don’t let me continue singing…LOL…)

Yup it’s your gurl…..and I’m keeping it real

I told you I was back shey.... yaaaay. I have loads of time now so I can do everything planned to, I plan to, and will plan to….*wink*

So I have always had this idea...from Uni. 

Story story...(lemme see those that went to correct primary schools LOL)

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

#SERIES - ANKARA INSPIRED LOOK

Which do you prefer? A, B or C?

Hey lovelies.. Wagwan?
I have decided to take this blog serious... be yinmu-ing o... I will prove you wrong... God help me.

Tuesday, 19 April 2016

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD - WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Love $_$
The rays from the sun penetrated through my window curtains, and landed on my face, causing me put an abrupt end to my sweet, though un-comfortable sleep (NEPA did not feature in the nights crashing LOL). After plenty turning, rolling and stretching, I finally got out of bed, said my thank you – good morning prayers and as I looked at my phone, I saw it was 6.54 am, APRIL 16th!.............APRIL 16th was finally here...The day I have dreamt of almost all my life.....The day I have been looking forward to since the beginning of this year......The day Moby Impressionz Make-up Studio is opened officially......YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!................thanks be to God.

Wednesday, 30 March 2016

MY FOOTBALL DRAMA

Hello my MOBYLIZING MOBYLIZERS...
Ayam getting my blogging groove back already o like play like play. 
Praise be to God Almighty... hehe
So I took the time out to watch football yesterday... The Egypt vs Nigeria match where they whooped our a**. Apparently, it is not as boring as I thought.
You want to enjoy football? Try watching football with the not-so-rich people. You'd definately enjoy it more. And I sure did. The peeps I watched the match with inspired this post.

Tuesday, 29 March 2016

THE NEW GENERATION WHORING (SMW)

So who followed the #Dubai trend on twitter over the weekend? I know some people have no idea what I am talking about.
Well, I forgive you. That's why I am here anyways.
SMW means Social Media Whoring. This post reminds me of the 90s popular '2 girls and a cup' porn... yea I watched that one. Please don't tell my mum.
The next time you’re tempted to like a girl’s selfie on Facebook or write a slobbering comment about how good she looks on her Instagram page, just think of DUBAI PORTA POTTIES and smile.

Want to know what that means, then please pull a chair, grab your popcorn and read on.
 
Have you ever wondered how popular Instagram models can afford their lavish lifestyles? I do... thanks to my stalking abilities *covers face*. Selfies showing off expensive cars, bags, yet they all work low-paid jobs as human hair sellers or even makeup artists *yes makeup artists*. You probably figured a guy was paying for their Louis Vuitton purses and trips but you didn’t know the sheer depths these girls would sink to for a few bucks.

Friday, 25 March 2016

HOW JEALOUS DO YOU GET?

According to Webster Dictionary, Jealous is being defined as Vigilant in guarding a possession or disposed to suspect rivalry or unfaithfulness. 
For example, a friend of mine told me her boyfriend told her he gets jealous when people look at her (both guys and girls). He even went as far as saying when they get married, she'd start covering her face... ehn well I do not know what her response was but that's an amazing amount of jealousy. I know I live for the stares. I get satisfied when I know people are staring at me...hehehe

Wednesday, 23 March 2016

DEAR MOBY


Hellluuurrrr *in my strangest Madea's voice*
How y'all doing?
You know Moby is back when you get a Dear Moby series in a week *covers face*. Feels so good to be back. 

What's crackalacking?
MY MOOD RIGHT NOW? Mixed emotions.
I made a major life decision yesterday... nope I executed a major life changing decision yesterday. I should be happy about it but I made the decision months ago but I executed it 9 days earlier than I should have and I feel down tintin ni (small)... but I am happy I made the decision. I can see lots of people waiting to hear the gist... ntorrr. The decoders are trying to decode the gist... na lie. I am not telling anyborri... hehe.

Monday, 21 March 2016

HOW TO BE SINGLE

Hello Mobylizers
 
So today, I decided to blog whore a little and I checked out the boo's blog (Berry Dakara).... She has no idea how much I love her and this post caught my attention and I have decided to share with y'all. Please check out her blog. She is amazing and I just can't get enough of her gorgeousness.

Saturday, 19 March 2016

THE GIRL STRUGGLE WAS REAL

It is hard too..hehe
Sup...sup..sup ma niggas. 
First, happy first mobylizing weekend. 
Everything we are doing here now is new o.. Feeling like I just came back from jand..hehe.

I met a Mobylizer yesterday at an event and you all needed to have seen her face when she saw me. She said "Moby mentioned me on the blog o" and she was so happy that I was back to blogging. I was feeling so inspired ehn. I decided to put up a post today because of Deola and I hope when next she sees me, she gives me an iphone 6 cos I have mentioned her on the blog twice in one week *covers face*.
 Kisses huni.

So what do I have for us today?

Thursday, 17 March 2016

I HAVE A STINKY HOO-HA


You know Moby is back to Blogsville when you start seeing things like this. Hahahaha...

I can imagine some people's faces like "ehn mgbo Moby has a smelly down-below". 
Let me digress a bit. 
I was talking to a friend of mine sometime and I asked her what other nick names she calls her Vagina (using medical terms here before Pastor will call me out during worker's meeting) and she said SOUTH PARK

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

THIS ISN'T GOODBYE 2


*CLEARS THROAT*
*peeps in*
*one leg in*
Oh nooo... my heart is beating faster than normal. Why am I scared to blog? This is my baby and I am scared to cuddle her.. noooooo. 

Tuesday, 5 January 2016

DON JAZZY AND OLAMIDE BROKE US UP

What the f*&K did I just read?
Good day Mr.Chairman sir, panel of judges, accurate time keeper and my fellow audience.
Before I continue, I will like to give honor to whom honor is due..before some people will call me out and say I am trying too hard to blog like Stella. *hol up...hol up* I love Stella Dimokokorkus and I love her style of blogging but is it enough to get insulted over.. eyin eyan buru sha(humans are wicked sha).
Anyways, I was going through Stella's chronicle post and I saw this hilarious one. It is friggin' funny to me I swear and I am sure you all will say the same thing. Like TF...
Don't let me spol it for y'all...please read.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY

I try small sha..
Hello my dearest Mobylizers
I wish I was anonymous and no one knew I was Moby... the kind of things you'd read on here would scare the crap out of you. Still scares me when I think about it sometimes sha...

I'm sure by now, we have jotted down a list of our resolutions.. I did. The first was "I WILL NOT DRINK COCA COLA IN 2016". I have had 3 bottles already *covers face*. So what's the assurance I would be able to keep to the others *sad face*.
 Anyway, I know 2016 is going to be AMAZE-BALLS. I can feel it and I pray this year would favor us all in Jesus name...Amen.

Friday, 1 January 2016